Turkeystickers

There’s a bumper sticker in front of me, says, “War is Not the Answer.”

This is why Democrats can’t beat turkeyheads like W and Arnold. I mean, think about it: War is Not the Answer. Imagine if you were in school and Mrs. Grippachalk asked for the square root of pi, and you answered, “5 is not the answer.” She probably would not give you a lot of class credit.

Of course, a Republican would simply invade the classroom and declare mission accomplished.

Those are your choices: no answer and wrong answer.














WHAT’S SO HARD about coming up with something like “Education is the Answer,” or “Communication is the Answer” or “Fairness is the Answer?” Hell, even something sappy like “Peace is the Answer” would be preferable. Those are just the ideas of some minor blogger in the universe. Imagine if the Democrats put their BRAINTRUST into it.

No, we get, “War is Not the Answer.” Can you imagine if Clinton had said, “It’s not the foreign policy, stupid?” Or if Reagan said, “It’s not mid-afternoon again in America.”

Actually, the OFFICIAL slogan of the Democratic Party is “Together, America can do better.” Classic bleak world view from the Dems. Let’s vote for these guys, it’s party time.

Here’s more:

Woodrow Wilson: He kept us out of war (sad that’s a good measuring stick)
Jimmy Carter: Not Just Peanuts (Wow! MORE than PEANUTS?!)
Walter Mondale: America Needs a Change (she pooped in her diaper)
John Kerry: Let America be America Again (Sounds like they’ve been using the West Wing writers)

This new one, however, is just flat out dumb. Look, here’s a picture of America.

There are three of them: North, Central, and South. We’re not even the only ones in NORTH America. There are over a dozen countries in North America, depending upon where you want to draw the line. SOME of these people don’t even vote in the USA. Hell, we’re trying to keep them OUT.

Maybe that’s it. Maybe the Democrats' plan is to make states out of them all and let them vote TOGETHER in the next election. Well, if that’s the case, they’re too late. W is invading next week.