Aqua-Turkey
Someone please check the White House for pods. The president has obviously been replaced with a replica. Some kind of robot doppelganger who’s been programmed to *gasp* SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT.
Isn’t this the guy who wanted to cut down trees in order to save them? Isn’t this the guy who said his best day in office was catching a 7 ½ pound perch in his lake? Isn’t this the guy who rolled back pollution controls to the days of the industrial revolution?
Well, he’s now the guy who has created the largest wildlife preserve in the world. It’s larger than all the national parks in the US COMBINED. And do you know what I have to say to that?
Way to go, guy!
Seriously. This is the worst president of my lifetime, possibly anyone’s lifetime. This is the man who may be in your great-grandchildren’s history books as the president who started the collapse of the United States as a world power. This is the man who’s basically done EVERYTHING wrong, no matter what side of the aisle you are on.
But he’s done this.
And it may turn out to be really important. Perhaps more important than half the damage he’s caused. Especially for those of you who believe the future of the earth in its oceans. This will create a major oceanic generator of life. There are several of these “no fishing” zones in the world, the largest before today at the Great Barrier Reef off Australia.
What fishermen are finding is that previously depleted stocks are growing within the zone. They know this because they’re fishing just outside the zone, and are doing better as a result. Naturally, they are against the zones, because IT MAKES SENSE.
These zones produce massive amounts of sea life. Not just Nemo and his friends, but important-to-the-planet stuff like plankton. And kelp.
So three cheers for the worst president in the history of our country. That’s our Bush!
Isn’t this the guy who wanted to cut down trees in order to save them? Isn’t this the guy who said his best day in office was catching a 7 ½ pound perch in his lake? Isn’t this the guy who rolled back pollution controls to the days of the industrial revolution?
Well, he’s now the guy who has created the largest wildlife preserve in the world. It’s larger than all the national parks in the US COMBINED. And do you know what I have to say to that?
Way to go, guy!
Seriously. This is the worst president of my lifetime, possibly anyone’s lifetime. This is the man who may be in your great-grandchildren’s history books as the president who started the collapse of the United States as a world power. This is the man who’s basically done EVERYTHING wrong, no matter what side of the aisle you are on.
But he’s done this.
And it may turn out to be really important. Perhaps more important than half the damage he’s caused. Especially for those of you who believe the future of the earth in its oceans. This will create a major oceanic generator of life. There are several of these “no fishing” zones in the world, the largest before today at the Great Barrier Reef off Australia.
What fishermen are finding is that previously depleted stocks are growing within the zone. They know this because they’re fishing just outside the zone, and are doing better as a result. Naturally, they are against the zones, because IT MAKES SENSE.
These zones produce massive amounts of sea life. Not just Nemo and his friends, but important-to-the-planet stuff like plankton. And kelp.
So three cheers for the worst president in the history of our country. That’s our Bush!
posted by Mad Duck at 3:36 PM
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