More Congressional Turkey

This just in: The Republican congress has just passed a law reducing the legal age for consensual sex to Page Age.

Other recent bills:
The Supreme Court shall make no rulings affecting stuff.
No Habeus Corpus for brown people.
War on Liberals
Robin Williams will stop making sappy movies
Katrina was good
No one - not immigrants, not outsourcing, not our kids - are allowed to do our most unpleasant jobs.
More tax-breaks for the rich
No more humor
Gays aren't people
Mark Foley was a Democrat
Gravity is a theory
Monkeys are our slaves
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good
Benito Mussolini was a Democrat
Time to pave our national parks
Leonard Part 6 was a good movie
You don't need to see his identification. These aren't the droids you're looking for.
I didn't do it
Richard Nixon was a Democrat