Devil Turkey

So Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez called George W. Bush the Devil.

My first thought was that Bush couldn’t really be the Devil. Wouldn’t the Devil get better than a 30% approval rating? Wouldn’t the Devil pick a better baseball team than the Texas Rangers? Wouldn’t the Devil actually make money as a business man? Wouldn’t the Devil do a better job in the Middle East?

NO!

He WOULD NOT!

That’s what the Devil is supposed to do! He’s supposed to screw up the Middle East! Didn’t you see The Omen?

And what about those daughters? Wouldn’t the Devil have hot, drunk daughters?

Then there are his familiars. The Devil keeps weird vermin and twisted animals to assist him in his presence to assist him in his evil plans. How else do you explain Rice, Rumsfeld, and Ashcroft.

The Devil would be able to get out of the army. The Devil would be able to coke up with no repercussions. The Devil would be CONNECTED. The Devil would achieve the highest position on earth with ABSOLUTELY NO QUALIFICATIONS.

Look at the twinkle in his eye! The knowing little grin. The smugness. The big package in the Mission Accomplished flight suit!

He IS the Devil.

Well, I for one feel much better now. I thought there wasn’t a plan.

Plus, I made a deal with the guy. With Washington bureaucracy, I won’t have to pay off.