Turkey Snakes

This from the NY Post about Bill Clinton and the upcoming ABC mini-series about 9/11:

[Bill Clinton] pointedly refuted several fictionalized scenes that he claims insinuate he was too distracted by the Monica Lewinsky sex scandal to care about bin Laden and that a top adviser pulled the plug on CIA operatives who were just moments away from bagging the terror master, according to a letter to ABC boss Bob Iger obtained by The Post.

And this from Govindini Murty in FrontPageMag.com

This is the first Hollywood production I’ve seen that honestly depicts how the Clinton administration repeatedly bungled the capture of Osama Bin Laden.

So ABC wants to blame it all on Monica Lewinsky and conservatives contend that Clinton should be responsible for capturing Osama Bin Laden.

And with all this, let's talk about something I learned in grade school: Glass snakes aren’t real snakes. They are legless lizards.

Do you remember learning that? Science was full of interesting and unusual facts that NEVER MADE SENSE.

Look at the picture. LOOK AT IT! That’s a damn snake, and you know it!

This is from the Wikipedia: “…the fact that they have movable eyelids and external ear openings make it obvious that they are lizards.”

I say the fact that they don’t have LEGS makes them SNAKES! The fact that they have eyelids and earholes make them eyelidded, earholed SNAKES.

We all know a snake when we see one. We all know a turkeyhead when we see one. And we all know what a Mess O'Potamia (thank you Jon Stewart) we're in right now.

Don’t even get me started about Pluto.