Even More Congressional Turkey

In my last blog, I made a joke about how congress is passing a law to make the legal age for consensual sex Page Age. Turns out, that's not a joke. It's already true. The legal age for consensual sex in Washington DC is 16. Coincidentally, the minimum Page Age is 16.

Turns out Congressman Foley hasn't really broken any laws. It's perfectly legal to hit on high-school juniors, send hard-core nasty messages that would make Milfomaniac blush, and possibly invite one for a night of gymnastic debauchery the likes of which hasn't been seen since Dionysus met monkeys.

Then I realized -- this is part of the government plan. Everything makes sense, now.

The reason for invading Iraq - lots of brown young boys.
Rendition - squirreling them away.
Legalized torture - sure is fun.
Oil policy - lads require lubricants

I mean, that's how we got Condi Rice.