FDR was a Turkey

We must eliminate socialism in America at ALL COSTS. It is the great evil of our time. It is WORSE than child molesting. WORSE than matricide. WORSE than Waterworld.

Do it now. Get the government out of our lives and let the CEO’s run everything.

Public schools out!
Time Warner Educational Units in! (just $29,999 a year!)

Public sanitation out!
Toyota Trash Removal in! (just $49.50 a pickup!)

Government highway maintenance out!
Wal-Mart Fix-Your-Own Pothole Goop in! (just $19.99 a tube!)

Federal and Statewide park systems out!
Bill Gates’ Backyard Tour in! (just $129.99 a ticket!)

Vietnam War Memorial out!
Six Flags Roller Coaster Tribute of Dead Soldiers on Parade in! (ride included with price of admission, $129.99 for family of four!)

Medical and Medicare out!
RJ Reynolds All-Purpose Health Potion in! (just $69.99 a bottle!)

Public beaches out!
Pottery Barn Bath Vat in! (just $1899.99 purchase and installation!)

US military protection out!
Walt Disney Black Ops and Green Berets in! (protection for your home starts at just $899 a year!)

NASA out!
Has-Bro Poppet Rockets in! (just $689,000 a flight!)

Fire Departments out!
Arthur Murray’s Stop Drop and Roll lessons in! (just $79 a lesson, first one free!!!)

OSHA out!
Johnson and Johnson’s Do-It-Yourself Finger Re-Attacher in! (just $299.99 a kit! *batteries not included*)

It’s worth it! Pay NO TAXES, and for just $69,999.99 a year (*batteries not included*), you can have the SAME THINGS!